100 per cent MBA Success: Whisky And Trivia With Professor Longsword | Adelaide Fringe 2023

100% MBA Success

Whisky And Trivia With Professor Longsword At The Adelaide Fringe 2023

Take your career to the top shelf. Sip whisky while earning your MBA Degree in 90 minutes. The Professor blends business jargon with pub trivia culture in the world’s first MBA quiz exam. Compete against your friends and classmates to gain top marks. Win one of two “study tour” accommodation packages up for grabs each night, valued at $1000 each.

★★★★ “Professor Longsword delivers this show in a brilliant, seamless fashion, and his melodic voice and intelligence kept us captivated.” Kelly Noble, Glam Adelaide

★★★★ “The most refreshingly original show in the Fringe … one seriously must pay attention to the good professor since what he has to say about business administration, education, and academia is actually intensely clever. The devil is in the detail.” Samela Harris, Barefoot Review

Who is it for?

Our Professor's unique ability to apply MBA Thinking to every single aspect of your career and domestic life, means our courses, lectures, workshops, and masterclasses are for everybody. Professor Sebastian Longsword now travels Australia, dispensing his wisdom in keynote speeches and masterclasses, to audiences who are hungry for the "bread and circuses" that make events worth attending, careers worth enduring, and life worth living!

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STOP PRESS: We are awaiting confirmation that the Professor’s world-first MBA Trivia Quiz Exam has been accepted for the 2023 Adelaide Fringe. We will notifiy all alumni as soon as we hear back from the powers that be.

Forget 2-year MBAs or 12-month MBAs or 3-month intensive MBAs, The MBA School Of MBA Credentials can now deliver A Lunchtime MBA®, A Dinnertime MBA®, or even a custom lecture, masterclass, or workshop across a range of business topics, by the one and only Professor Sebastian Longsword.

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Professor Sebastian Longsword

Sebastian Longsword


The founder of The MBA School Of MBA Credentials. Much loved and revered by all, including himself in the most humble of ways. Author of the paper, Satisfying Your Subordinates – How A Coffee A Day Keeps Mutiny Away.

Ass Pro Robert Lloyd - The MBA School Of MBA Credentials

Robert Lloyd

Ass Pro

Mentor to Professor Longsword and chief engineer behind the School’s proprietary academic paper generator, Mark It Up. Author of Personality Of A Dead Fish – Why Your Org Chart Degustation Needs A Boring Leader On The Menu.

Hon Pro Glynn Nicholas

Glynn Nicholas

Hon Pro

Chief Performance Officer and creator of the popular elective, Bring Your Bongo To Work – Mastering Your Pupppet For Pleasure And Profit. Also, author of the paper, Mime Your Way To A Million – Bask In A Realistic Illusion Of Success.

Ass Pro Chat GPT

Chat GPT

Ass Pro

A recent recruit to The MBA School Of MBA Credentials faculty, Ass Pro Chat GPT has taken control of our “automated learning” pathways in which AI technology delivers lectures, writes assessments, and grades them. Should have done this years ago!

Master Mixologist Amanda Kirby

Amanda Kirby

Master Mixologist

With the opening of our Port Adelaide campus at Studio 99 Art and Whisky, we hired Master Mixologist Amanda Kirby to create our signature drink, The 4Ps Cocktail. You can learn more about this envigorating drink here: The 4Ps

Ass Pro David Olney

David Olney

Hon Pro

David wrote “Marketing Madness: A completely illogical and nonsensical plan to achieve the company’s marketing goals and objectives”. It’s for subordinates to republish in their own names, to test whether their superiors actually read anything they submit.

Because victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win, I would have heartily endorsed A Lunchtime MBA had I lived long enough to experience it. This is because Professor Longsword truly understands that wise warriors only enter battles they know they can win.
Sun Zhu
The Art Of War


Learn from, and dine with, the very best

Join our very special A Lunchtime MBA and start building the most wanted career available today. We make sure every student in every class graduates. All it takes is interest, desire, and ability to pay some extra fees when necessary. From Mellow Monday to Savvy Sunday, we will teach you habits to make you highly effective in a way that would astound Stephen Covey.

Port Adelaide Campus

99 Lipson Street
Port Adelaide SA 5000
AKA Studio 99 Art & Whisky
Email: professor@mbaschool.com.au

Adelaide Campus

13th Floor, 144 King William Street
Adelaide SA 5000
Directly above Treasury 1860
Email: professor@mbaschool.com.au

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