Take your career to the top shelf. Sip whisky while earning your MBA Degree in 90 minutes. The Professor blends business jargon with pub trivia culture in the world’s first MBA quiz exam. Compete against your friends and classmates to gain top marks. Win one of two “study tour” accommodation packages up for grabs each night, valued at $1000 each.
★★★★ “Professor Longsword delivers this show in a brilliant, seamless fashion, and his melodic voice and intelligence kept us captivated.” Kelly Noble, Glam Adelaide
★★★★ “The most refreshingly original show in the Fringe … one seriously must pay attention to the good professor since what he has to say about business administration, education, and academia is actually intensely clever. The devil is in the detail.” Samela Harris, Barefoot Review
Our Professor's unique ability to apply MBA Thinking to every single aspect of your career and domestic life, means our courses, lectures, workshops, and masterclasses are for everybody. Professor Sebastian Longsword now travels Australia, dispensing his wisdom in keynote speeches and masterclasses, to audiences who are hungry for the "bread and circuses" that make events worth attending, careers worth enduring, and life worth living!
STOP PRESS: We are awaiting confirmation that the Professor’s world-first MBA Trivia Quiz Exam has been accepted for the 2023 Adelaide Fringe. We will notifiy all alumni as soon as we hear back from the powers that be.
Forget 2-year MBAs or 12-month MBAs or 3-month intensive MBAs, The MBA School Of MBA Credentials can now deliver A Lunchtime MBA®, A Dinnertime MBA®, or even a custom lecture, masterclass, or workshop across a range of business topics, by the one and only Professor Sebastian Longsword.
The founder of The MBA School Of MBA Credentials. Much loved and revered by all, including himself in the most humble of ways. Author of the paper, Satisfying Your Subordinates – How A Coffee A Day Keeps Mutiny Away.
Mentor to Professor Longsword and chief engineer behind the School’s proprietary academic paper generator, Mark It Up. Author of Personality Of A Dead Fish – Why Your Org Chart Degustation Needs A Boring Leader On The Menu.
Chief Performance Officer and creator of the popular elective, Bring Your Bongo To Work – Mastering Your Pupppet For Pleasure And Profit. Also, author of the paper, Mime Your Way To A Million – Bask In A Realistic Illusion Of Success.
A recent recruit to The MBA School Of MBA Credentials faculty, Ass Pro Chat GPT has taken control of our “automated learning” pathways in which AI technology delivers lectures, writes assessments, and grades them. Should have done this years ago!
With the opening of our Port Adelaide campus at Studio 99 Art and Whisky, we hired Master Mixologist Amanda Kirby to create our signature drink, The 4Ps Cocktail. You can learn more about this envigorating drink here: The 4Ps
David wrote “Marketing Madness: A completely illogical and nonsensical plan to achieve the company’s marketing goals and objectives”. It’s for subordinates to republish in their own names, to test whether their superiors actually read anything they submit.
There has been a lot of discussion in class about the “falling out” between the Adelaide Advertiser and the Adelaide Fringe, resulting in the Advertiser
Great news. My new show – 100% MBA Success: Whisky And Trivia With Professor Longsword – has awarded The Advertiser with five stars for not
I nearly choked on a bone tonight as my InDaily-wrapped, homemade fish and chips went down the wrong way when spotting the article, Anger As
Join our very special A Lunchtime MBA and start building the most wanted career available today. We make sure every student in every class graduates. All it takes is interest, desire, and ability to pay some extra fees when necessary. From Mellow Monday to Savvy Sunday, we will teach you habits to make you highly effective in a way that would astound Stephen Covey.
99 Lipson Street
Port Adelaide SA 5000
AKA Studio 99 Art & Whisky
Email:
professor@mbaschool.com.au
13th Floor, 144 King William Street
Adelaide SA 5000
Directly above Treasury 1860
Email:
professor@mbaschool.com.au
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