Welcome to the MBA School of MBA Credentials, where conventional wisdom is politely shown the door and innovative absurdity is offered a seat at the head of the table. At our illustrious institution, spearheaded by the one and only Professor Sebastian Longsword, we don’t just push the envelope—we send it on a one-way trip to the stratosphere.
★★★★ “Professor Longsword delivers in a brilliant, seamless fashion, and his melodic voice and intelligence kept us captivated.” Kelly Noble, Glam Adelaide
★★★★ “Refreshingly original … one seriously must pay attention to the good professor since what he has to say about business administration, education, and academia is actually intensely clever. The devil is in the detail.” Samela Harris, Barefoot Review
Are you tired of mundane MBA programmes that feed you the same old porridge of business jargon and case studies? Do you crave learning that tickles your funny bone while it expands your mind? If you’ve nodded so vigorously that you’re at risk of a neck injury, then you, my friend, are in the right place.
Here at the MBA School of MBA Credentials, we offer courses like Emotional Blackmail for Beginners, a class where you’ll learn to cry on command to secure budget increases and sympathy promotions. Or perhaps you’d be interested in our Quantum Networking in Social Media course, where students explore strategies to harness their multiple selves across the multiverse for unmatched marketing synergy.
And let’s not forget about our Cryptic Cryptocurrency Marketing course, where you’ll learn the art of selling intangible dreams with real enthusiasm. After all, who needs tangible products when you can market the sizzle of unregulated digital currencies?
Under the visionary guidance of Professor Longsword, whose teaching methods are as eccentric as his academic robes, you will not just learn; you will embark on a metaphysical journey that dances on the tightrope between genius and madness. Who says you can’t discuss KPIs and ROI while sitting in a hot tub, contemplating the existential dread of email marketing?
Join us if you are ready to become a leader who is as proficient in navigating corporate boardrooms as they are in debating the ethical implications of using a time machine to attend your own shareholder meetings.
Our alumni have gone on to do things. Big things. Medium things. Even a few little things. But mostly, they’ve learned to look at the business world differently: with one eyebrow raised, a smile tucked into the corner of their mouths, and a relentless desire to question everything except the quality of our cafeteria’s coffee.
So, apply today, and let’s make some mischief under the guise of earning a very serious degree. At the MBA School of MBA Credentials, we don’t just challenge the status quo; we giggle at it, give it a wedgie, and steal its lunch money.
The founder of The MBA School Of MBA Credentials. Much loved and revered by all, including himself in the most humble of ways. Author of the paper, Satisfying Your Subordinates – How A Coffee A Day Keeps Mutiny Away.
Mentor to Professor Longsword and chief engineer behind the School’s proprietary academic paper generator, Mark It Up. Author of Personality Of A Dead Fish – Why Your Org Chart Degustation Needs A Boring Leader On The Menu.
Chief Performance Officer and creator of the popular elective, Bring Your Bongo To Work – Mastering Your Pupppet For Pleasure And Profit. Also, author of the paper, Mime Your Way To A Million – Bask In A Realistic Illusion Of Success.
A recent recruit to The MBA School Of MBA Credentials faculty, Ass Pro Chat GPT has taken control of our “automated learning” pathways in which AI technology delivers lectures, writes assessments, and grades them. Should have done this years ago!
With the opening of our Port Adelaide campus at Studio 99 Art and Whisky, we hired Master Mixologist Amanda Kirby to create our signature drink, The 4Ps Cocktail. You can learn more about this envigorating drink here: The 4Ps
David wrote “Marketing Madness: A completely illogical and nonsensical plan to achieve the company’s marketing goals and objectives”. It’s for subordinates to republish in their own names, to test whether their superiors actually read anything they submit.
There has been a lot of discussion in class about the “falling out” between the Adelaide Advertiser and the Adelaide Fringe, resulting in the Advertiser
Great news. My new show – 100% MBA Success: Whisky And Trivia With Professor Longsword – has awarded The Advertiser with five stars for not
I nearly choked on a bone tonight as my InDaily-wrapped, homemade fish and chips went down the wrong way when spotting the article, Anger As
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Adelaide SA 5000
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