Greetings, esteemed colleagues and dear students. Today, I, Professor Longsword, am not just addressing the usual academic rigmarole; I’m embarking on a mission to “Make Democracy Great Again” by donning not one, but three bandages. Yes, you heard that right—three bandages. Inspired by the tumultuous events surrounding former President Donald Trump, who was seen wearing […]

Greetings, fellow intellectual adventurers! Today, I, Professor Sebastian Longsword, bring you an extraordinary tale from the nocturnal musings of my Good Lady Wife, intertwined with the ethereal whispers of the spirit world. It all began last night, when my Good Lady Wife, a woman of remarkable intuition and a penchant for the whimsical, awoke in […]