Greetings, esteemed colleagues and dear students. Today, I, Professor Longsword, am not just addressing the usual academic rigmarole; I’m embarking on a mission to “Make Democracy Great Again” by donning not one, but three bandages. Yes, you heard that right—three bandages. Inspired by the tumultuous events surrounding former President Donald Trump, who was seen wearing […]

Greetings, fellow intellectual adventurers! Today, I, Professor Sebastian Longsword, bring you an extraordinary tale from the nocturnal musings of my Good Lady Wife, intertwined with the ethereal whispers of the spirit world. It all began last night, when my Good Lady Wife, a woman of remarkable intuition and a penchant for the whimsical, awoke in […]

I saw an intriguing ad whoosh by in my LinkedIn feed today for Oxford University’s 6-week course, Understand AI’s Full Potential: Oxford Artificial Intelligence Programme. Comments had been turned off rather smartly because there was a degree of cheekiness among the commenters, and it thwarted my efforts. However, the course title poses the sort of […]

In the sphere of higher education, the pursuit of knowledge has traditionally been a lengthy endeavour, often at odds with other life ambitions such as starting a family. But what if our academic institutions could serve not only the intellect but also the heart and hearth of our nation? At the MBA School of MBA […]

Why do students choose to enroll in MBA programs? What are the underlying factors that drive their decisions? These questions have perennially intrigued educators and institutions alike. At The MBA School Of MBA Credentials, we’ve taken a novel approach to answering these questions with the latest research led by Professor Longsword and his team. Groundbreaking […]

In a curious twist of events that might tickle the funny bone or raise an eyebrow, comedian Arj Barker recently found himself at the center of a controversy for demanding a breastfeeding mother leave his Melbourne Comedy Festival show because her baby was ‘putting him off’. While Barker defended his decision citing the age restriction […]

In the hallowed halls of political discourse, where the winds of change blow as unpredictably as a Melbourne afternoon, a radical proposal has emerged from the land down under. It appears that Bronwen Bock and Lucy Bradlow, united in their spirited campaign, seek to redefine the very fabric of political representation by becoming Australia’s first […]

There has been a lot of discussion in class about the “falling out” between the Adelaide Advertiser and the Adelaide Fringe, resulting in the Advertiser not registering any reporters this year to produce official Adelaide Fringe reviews. My students are confused, as are many artists, so I have taken the opportunity to apply some MBA […]

Great news. My new show – 100% MBA Success: Whisky And Trivia With Professor Longsword – has awarded The Advertiser with five stars for not coming to review it. With the absence of “mainstream” reviewers, it has forced our faculty to thrust their appurtenances between the sheets of whatever books they’ve been reading, slip into […]

I nearly choked on a bone tonight as my InDaily-wrapped, homemade fish and chips went down the wrong way when spotting the article, Anger As The Advertiser Dumps Fringe Reviews. According to the report, a [sic] spokesman for The Advertiser said the newspaper’s coverage decisions were based on its readers’ interests. Now, if you recall […]

During my recent sabbatical I subscribed to a wonderful mindfulness meditation app called Waking Up, which has inspired me to produce the world’s first MBA Mindfulness Meditation. Sam Harris is the neuroscientist behind the Waking Up app and he described the enterprise of mindfulness meditation in an interview with The Minimalists, in which he said: […]

I have been drawn out of my sabbatical to comment on the Flinders University decision to close Southgate Institute, by a number of academics and students in South Australia. It is not my place to meddle in the affairs of other tertiary institutions. However, on this occasion, there is much angst and anger, so I […]

Sir Frank Seeley, of Seeley International fame, has always been an inspiration to me and my students at the MBA School of MBA Credentials. And my respect deepened enormously after working closely the the insightful leader when he engaged me to address the Seeley International VIP conference on Hamilton Island recently. While there are many […]

When people ask me what it’s like being on top and what my trick is for maintaining this position, I can quite simply say it’s because I expose myself daily. MBA Thinking doesn’t come easily at first. It’s something that needs to be nurtured. And for me, I find that daily stimulation has  paid off, […]

Having been made aware that many people are struggling during this return to lockdown restrictions, I crafted a special, Lunchtime Lockdown Lecture to bring you some relief, some inspiration, and indeed a shot in the arm – both literally with vaccination, and figuratively with some MBA THINKING. In this lecture, I explored three themes. Applying […]

I took academia to the masses last night at a comedy event called, Cranker Comedy. This weekly gathering in Adelaide attracts a full house of “punters” venturing out to enjoy a mix of emerging and experienced comedians at the Crown and Anchor Hotel. Not being a comedian, I opted to use my time to conduct […]